top 12 pickup lines of cartoon characters

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 20-Sep-2006 20:18:29

The Top 12 Cartoon Character Pick-Up Lines


12> Wimpy -- "I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hummer today."

11> Foghorn Leghorn -- "Ah say, boy, ah say, you've got it all
wrong. Those little chickens you've been chasing around
are roosters. What you want is a big ol' hen, like me."

10> Bart Simpson -- "Eat my shorts, ma'am!"

9> Batman -- "Wanna help to dispel those nasty rumors about me
and the Boy Wonder?"

8> Speedy Gonzales -- "Senorita, it's just a nickname!"

7> Pepe LePew -- "But, mon cherie -- I don't smell any worse
than anyone else in France."

6> Ross Perot -- "I'm worth $4 billion."

5> Porky Pig -- "L-L-Let's go back to my place and
f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fu-f-f-fu... hump."

4> Popeye -- "I'm strong to the finish 'cause I takes Viagra!"

3> Pinocchio -- "Hey, I *am* a woody!"

2> Underdog -- "My heart is for you, my Polly, dear; You are
pure and true, can I sniff your rear?"


and the Number 1 Cartoon Character PickUp Line...


1> Tweety Bird -- "I wuuuv to eat putty!"

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 20-Sep-2006 22:00:22

I don't think number six should be in there, but I loved the rest, especially number 1.

Bob

Post 3 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Wednesday, 20-Sep-2006 23:06:43

Hahaha, I liked number eight, Speedy Gonzales. LOL

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 21-Sep-2006 6:57:41

hahahaha.

liked number 1

Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 22-Sep-2006 19:24:36

hahahahaha!

Post 6 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 23-Sep-2006 6:42:04

very nice. hahahahah! A good laugh in the morning is fantastic, and that did the trick. Thanks.